A Portrait of Robert Burns Robert Burns

1785 · Poem

Third Epistle to J. Lapraik


Guid speed and furder to you, Johnie,Guid health, hale han’s, an’ weather bonie;Now, when ye’re nickin down fu’ cannieThe staff o’ bread,May ye ne’er want a stoup o’ bran’yTo clear your head.6
May Boreas never thresh your rigs,Nor kick your rickles aff their legs,Sendin the stuff o’er muirs an’ haggsLike drivin wrack;But may the tapmost grain that wagsCome to the sack.12
I’m bizzie, too, an’ skelpin at it,But bitter, daudin showers hae wat it;Sae my auld stumpie pen I gat itWi’ muckle wark,An’ took my jocteleg an whatt it,Like ony clark.18
It’s now twa month that I’m your debtor,For your braw, nameless, dateless letter,Abusin me for harsh ill-natureOn holy men,While deil a hair yoursel’ ye’re better,But mair profane.24
But let the kirk-folk ring their bells,Let’s sing about our noble sel’s:We’ll cry nae jads frae heathen hillsTo help, or roose us;But browster wives an’ whisky stills,They are the muses.30
Your friendship, Sir, I winna quat it,An’ if ye mak’ objections at it,Then hand in neive some day we’ll knot it,An’ witness take,An’ when wi’ usquabae we’ve wat itIt winna break.36
But if the beast an’ branks be spar’dTill kye be gaun without the herd,And a’ the vittel in the yard,An’ theekit right,I mean your ingle-side to guardAe winter night.42
Then muse-inspirin’ aqua-vitaeShall make us baith sae blythe and witty,Till ye forget ye’re auld an’ gatty,An’ be as cantyAs ye were nine years less than thretty—Sweet ane an’ twenty!48
But stooks are cowpit wi’ the blast,And now the sinn keeks in the west,Then I maun rin amang the rest,An’ quat my chanter;Sae I subscribe myself’ in haste,Yours, Rab the Ranter.54
Year
1785
Form
Poem
Location
Mossgiel
Source
Project Gutenberg #1279 — Poems and Songs of Robert Burns