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1796 · Song

Heron Election Ballad, No. IV

The Trogger


Tune ·  Buy Broom Besoms

Wha will buy my troggin, fine election ware,Broken trade o’ Broughton, a’ in high repair?2

Chorus

Buy braw troggin frae the banks o’ Dee;Wha wants troggin let him come to me.4
There’s a noble Earl’s fame and high renown,For an auld sang—it’s thought the gudes were stown—6

Chorus

Buy braw troggin frae the banks o’ Dee;Wha wants troggin let him come to me.8
Here’s the worth o’ Broughton in a needle’s e’e;Here’s a reputation tint by Balmaghie.10

Chorus

Buy braw troggin frae the banks o’ Dee;Wha wants troggin let him come to me.12
Here’s its stuff and lining, Cardoness’ head,Fine for a soger, a’ the wale o’ lead.14

Chorus

Buy braw troggin frae the banks o’ Dee;Wha wants troggin let him come to me.16
Here’s a little wadset, Buittle’s scrap o’ truth,Pawn’d in a gin-shop, quenching holy drouth.18

Chorus

Buy braw troggin frae the banks o’ Dee;Wha wants troggin let him come to me.20
Here’s an honest conscience might a prince adorn;Frae the downs o’ Tinwald, so was never worn.22

Chorus

Buy braw troggin frae the banks o’ Dee;Wha wants troggin let him come to me.24
Here’s armorial bearings frae the manse o’ Urr;The crest, a sour crab-apple, rotten at the core.26

Chorus

Buy braw troggin frae the banks o’ Dee;Wha wants troggin let him come to me.28
Here’s the worth and wisdom Collieston can boast;By a thievish midge they had been nearly lost.30

Chorus

Buy braw troggin frae the banks o’ Dee;Wha wants troggin let him come to me.32
Here is Satan’s picture, like a bizzard gled,Pouncing poor Redcastle, sprawlin’ like a taed.34

Chorus

Buy braw troggin frae the banks o’ Dee;Wha wants troggin let him come to me.36
Here’s the font where Douglas stane and mortar names;Lately used at Caily christening Murray’s crimes.38

Chorus

Buy braw troggin frae the banks o’ Dee;Wha wants troggin let him come to me.40
Here is Murray’s fragments o’ the ten commands;Gifted by black Jock to get them aff his hands.42

Chorus

Buy braw troggin frae the banks o’ Dee;Wha wants troggin let him come to me.44
Saw ye e’er sic troggin? if to buy ye’re slack,Hornie’s turnin chapman—he’ll buy a’ the pack.46

Chorus

Buy braw troggin frae the banks o’ Dee;Wha wants troggin let him come to me.48
Year
1796
Form
Song
Location
Dumfries
Tune
Buy Broom Besoms
Source
Project Gutenberg #1279 — Poems and Songs of Robert Burns